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Myspace, a Narcissistic Paradise

Thursday, January 31, 2008

"Myspace people." You know the ones where their life is posting pictures of themselves for self glorification, sending out bulletins saying look at me, new pictures posted, try this survey it said I'm a slut haha. I have tried to not let myself become one of those people and I think I haven't. However, just having a Myspace page makes me feel like a narcissist just by association.
I often wonder what kind of effect this narcissism will have on the current high school generation. What happens when they get into the real world and their boss doesn't treat them like they have "561 friends" and they have a cool Myspace pose (exhibited by this douche bag).
It is sad what the internet is mainly used for by young people, Myspace, Facebook etc., it's a narcissistic paradise. Now there are some good uses for Myspace but is has become overwhelmingly a site of preoccupation with oneself.
I guess you could say that I am somewhat guilty, I do have a blog, but I like to think that at least attempt to do this with humor and without the intent of self glorification. I am fully aware that I am just another person with opinions and ideas not necessarily better than anyone else.
So there you have it I think I am going to delete my Myspace account and enter what I think will be a better world. A world without Tom, bulletins, surveys, and hacked accounts with spam posts to your friends about penis enlargement. If I don't post a blog in a week Tom and his Myspace army have killed me.


Kellie Pickler

Tuesday, January 29, 2008
I found myself watching "Are you smarter than a 5th grader," for the first time, the other night. This was due to the absolute lack of anything else on tv. What I saw was Kellie Pickler, I thought hey she pretty hot I will watch this. Holy Hell I didn't know I was going to be watching the stupidest person alive. Watch this and then you will understand. Needless to say I didn't make it through the whole show.

I wonder how she remembers her lyrics.

Coca Cola?

Sunday, January 13, 2008
I was at the movies the other night and saw a Coke commercial. So while watching this well produced, obviously pricey, commercial I exclaimed, "why does Coke need to advertise, either you like it or you don't." I mean seriously, everyone has tried Coke and it is the second most recognized word in the world. They could probably go without advertising for years and no one would notice.

So as long as they want to continue spending millions, I will be waiting for Coca Cola to contact me for their next commercial,the one with me standing in front of a camera saying "Coke, you know what it is, drink it if you want to."

David Blaine Part 3

Tuesday, January 8, 2008
The day is finally here, part 3. "You shrunk my Honda you bitch"

The Clintons are made of plastic.

I just had to comment on the drastic physical change of the Clintons. I watched a recent video of Chelsea from ABC news and I didn't even recognize her. She has gone from a dork with curly red hair and a hiteous smile to blonde and hot. Check out the before and after photos. It is blatantly obvious she has had some major work done.


Going under the knife seems to be a Clinton right of passage, Hilary's new look has been the talk of the campaign trail. She has gone from a old hag to looking like she is 40 again. Part of me hopes Al Gore is right about global warming cause I want to watch the Clintons faces melt.

The manatees have drowned.

Thursday, January 3, 2008
I thought since it is a new year there should be a newer, better, and infinitely cooler Christoff Project. The manatees have past away and given rise to fluffy clouds, who apprently are huge fans of the Christoff Project. I have hopes of doing a much better job posting and keeping up with this site. I know my 3 readers will be happy. Anyways, Happy New Year.

RIP my sea cow friends