The Christoff Project

I want to get serious for a few moments and discuss the greatest threat to our way of life. You are probably thinking terrorists, well you are partly right. There is a terrorist magician among us, his name is David Blaine. His enclosed ice tricks, holding his breath under water, and many other horrendous acts. This tortuous behavior struck a chord with me and I had to speak out, watch these videos and you will agree with me.

I love this guy, he deserves some kind of homeless award. If there isn't a homeless of the year award give him a grammy no one cares about those anymore. Stupid Ninjas and their dumb swords.

I saw a commercial yesterday that intrigued me yet at the same time scared me. It made me think why do we use words when we could use acronyms. Think of the possibilities, You could tell your girl TDTM IWSN and then she would say GYPO, now we're talking. Hey BOHICA, then B4YWKI I would be done, CWYL HAK ILU. With just those few letters you just had sex my friend. I know you are thinking WTF LOL, I wish I could do that with my sisters BFF she's PHAT. . I am telling you the possibilities are endless. But to be serious have we gotten this stupid and lazy I think the answer is yes. OMG,POS,GTG nevermind ROTFL it was juat the dog she looks just like mom.

If you need a translation read below...

For Example, You could tell your girl Talk dirty to me, I wanna see you naked, and then she would say Get your pants off, now we're talking. Hey Bend over here it comes again, then before you know it I would be done, chat with you later, Hugs and Kisses, I love you. With just those few letters you just had sex my friend. I know you are thinking what the f*ck, laughing out load, I wish I could do that with my sisters best friend forever she's pretty hot and tempting. I am telling you the possibilities are endless. But to be serious have we gotten this stupid and lazy I think the answer is yes. Oh my god parents over shoulder, Got to go, nevermind, rolling on the floor laughing, it was just the dog she looks just like mom.