The day is finally here, part 3. "You shrunk my Honda you bitch"
The Clintons are made of plastic.
I just had to comment on the drastic physical change of the Clintons. I watched a recent video of Chelsea from ABC news and I didn't even recognize her. She has gone from a dork with curly red hair and a hiteous smile to blonde and hot. Check out the before and after photos. It is blatantly obvious she has had some major work done.Going under the knife seems to be a Clinton right of passage, Hilary's new look has been the talk of the campaign trail. She has gone from a old hag to looking like she is 40 again. Part of me hopes Al Gore is right about global warming cause I want to watch the Clintons faces melt.
The manatees have drowned.
I thought since it is a new year there should be a newer, better, and infinitely cooler Christoff Project. The manatees have past away and given rise to fluffy clouds, who apprently are huge fans of the Christoff Project. I have hopes of doing a much better job posting and keeping up with this site. I know my 3 readers will be happy. Anyways, Happy New Year.
RIP my sea cow friends
RIP my sea cow friends
Wal-mart purveyor of the finest jewelry
It has been a while since my last post, but this story brought me out of my slump. Bryan Jason Landis, he was arrested for one of the largest car burglary rings in Pennsylvania history. No this isn't where the story gets good, it gets good when his girlfriend gives the quote of the year. Check out this article.
Rollback price $19.98, not no damn dollar store.I couldn't find a picture of the couple mentioned above, but I am pretty sure they looked like these two.
Thank you to the girlfriend of Bryan for reading The Christoff Project.
You can be the "Toast" of the town.
Looking for that perfect gift for that toast loving, laptop addicted, friend of yours. Look no further. This is best new product to come out in years, no, how bout BEST EVER. You know all the times you have been stuck in a hotel room with your laptop and a loaf of bread, pretty much every other day. Did you ever say to yourself, "damn if only my laptop could make toast, ahh what a perfect world this would be". You can thank me later for that perfectly crunchy bread and keyboards.Coming soon the USB drive that doubles as a butter knife, mmmm mmmm toasty.
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The Digital age
Is digital photography ruining our legacies. I was listening to the radio and the host brought up a valid point about digital cameras, something I had never thought about. When we take pictures using digital cameras we can immediately see them and discard the "bad" ones. Well remember when you were growing up and you got film developed and there were thoses couple of pictures where you looked like crap. This was part of growing up having the pictures you were embarassed about. Now we have digital photography where essentially you have only the photos you approve. Imagine when this next generation shows their pictures to their children and mom and dad, at their age, look good in every picture. Is perfection the level they will think they have to live up to? Just a little food for thought, I would love to hear your comments.
I need a prescription for more commercials!
I don't even know where to start on this one. I recently saw a commercial for Viagra that made me shake my head in disbelief. I am prettty sure Elvis is rolling over in his grave, Viagra can even bring that stiff to life. Seriously I just can't take the bombardment of drug commercials. Every other commercial I see is about how I have allergies, erectile dysfunction, high blood pressure, acid reflux, high cholesterol, herpes, and a sleep disorder. Who wouldn't want some Lunesta with those pretty little floating butterflies easing you to sleep. They even make herpes sound like a good time with the couple that goes biking, sailing, and swinging in a hammock. I mean come on you have oozing sores in your crotch, riding a bike doesn't sound comfortable. I'm done, I have to go get an erection and play with some butterflies while I ride a bike on a sailboat. Hell maybe even a jam session with the E.D. crew. Life is better with drugs.
Ice Rocks
Eww lah lah, so apparently the French people think the American people are stupid. Individually wrapped ice cubes, you have got to be kidding me, who would pay for this. Most fridges have filtered water, and a freezer, from which comes the frozen water miracle we call "ice", if not there is a crazy little thing called an ice tray. Stupid Frenchy Frenchman.
My head
I am still playing around with the new customizable header function. So bear with me while I perfect it.
HIV-y
I was a little angry in that last post. This little booger made me smile, he is my new favorite deadly disease mascot. You tell em HIV-y.
Mexamericanada
This is a poster used by Texas democrats running for office in 2006. The picture shows a joined Mexico-Texas. They used this in an attempt to gain the large hispanic vote in southern Texas. This scares the sh*t out of me, and no it is not because I'm racist or a hatemonger, it is because I value my American way of life. Democrats are not the only ones watching our borders disintegrate, republicans are right there with them. Enforcement of immigration laws, already on the books, is virtually nonexistant. Anyone with half a brain can see the bipartisan agenda to create a joined Mex-Ameri-Canada. I feel helpless as I watch "our representatives" not representing our interests as they try to shove immigration reform bills and this North American Union down our throats. How about you enforce the laws we already have, punish the businesses that hire illegals, and end welfare. If we can't convince the government to enforce the laws we already have then how are they going to enforce new ones. Also, if I hear one more time that they do jobs that Americans don't want to do I am going to shoot myself. The only reason Americans won't do those jobs is beacause they have no incentive to when the government will hand them a check, and hold their hands as they light their crack pipes. Ask anyone from the Depression era if there was a job they wouldn't do.
Global Warming? An Inconvenient Sticker
As we listen to Al Gore go on incessently about global warming, how we are all evil, and oil is the devils blood, I began to wonder just what I could do to help. In my search I ran across this sticker on Glenn Beck's website, just my little way of "sticking" it to the unintelligent tree hugger crowd.
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