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I need a prescription for more commercials!

Thursday, September 6, 2007


I don't even know where to start on this one. I recently saw a commercial for Viagra that made me shake my head in disbelief. I am prettty sure Elvis is rolling over in his grave, Viagra can even bring that stiff to life. Seriously I just can't take the bombardment of drug commercials. Every other commercial I see is about how I have allergies, erectile dysfunction, high blood pressure, acid reflux, high cholesterol, herpes, and a sleep disorder. Who wouldn't want some Lunesta with those pretty little floating butterflies easing you to sleep. They even make herpes sound like a good time with the couple that goes biking, sailing, and swinging in a hammock. I mean come on you have oozing sores in your crotch, riding a bike doesn't sound comfortable. I'm done, I have to go get an erection and play with some butterflies while I ride a bike on a sailboat. Hell maybe even a jam session with the E.D. crew. Life is better with drugs.

1 comments:

  1. S.S. said...

    My RLS is kicking in big time, so I couldn't sleep. Thought I'd leave you a comment. Guess I'll have to get some Requip.

    9:33 AM  

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