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Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts

Obama a Nutsack or just a Douchebag?

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Again i find myself writing about Barack Obama. This time he has done something that I find offensive as an American. He has changed part of the presidential seal, the phrase E Pluribus Unum
which means out of many, one. This was a tribute to our mixing of cultures, our melting pot we call America. Instead he changed the phase to "Vero Possumus", which translates to truly we are able. If that isn't enough of a stab to our nations heritage he also changed the shield over the eagles breast, which represents the presidents oath to the Constitution, to an O for Obama. Is it just me or does this guy think he has the presidency wrapped up already. He thinks he can do anything on the campaign trail including playing "White House", his own game of make believe, on the campaign trail. Don't get me wrong John McCain sucks, but I would rather have almost anyone in office than this radical liberal nutsack-douchebag, called Obama, in office.

Obama is made of sunshine and sprinkles

Friday, May 16, 2008



Obama has somehow become known as the man who is capable of giving us everything we ever wanted. Well last time I checked he hasn't really done much of anything in his political career. So in the spirit of telling the American people everything they want to hear, check out this website that makes fun of this by making up some outrageous claims (refresh the page to see them all). Feel free to add to the list, I put a few of my thoughts below

When Obama wins, Horses will poo M&M's



Barack Obama told me he will build me that sandbox my dad promised me when I was 4

When Obama wins, it will rain Jameson Irish whiskey on Fridays....mmmm

Barack Obama will make nuclear weapons taste like marshmallow peeps



When Obama wins, my other car will be a dragon




Barack Obama told me the Cubs will win the World Series this year, leave it up to him to end the 100 year drought.

Don't fear his presidency as a coming socialist regime, but see him as a man who can truly make our dreams come true.