The Christoff Project

I just finished posting on the new Jimmy Kimmel video,and 5 minutes later I find the Seth Rogan version. Apparently the series of "I'm F**ing whoever" videos is never going to end.




This video is amusing, but I hope this will be the final video of this type.

"Myspace people." You know the ones where their life is posting pictures of themselves for self glorification, sending out bulletins saying look at me, new pictures posted, try this survey it said I'm a slut haha. I have tried to not let myself become one of those people and I think I haven't. However, just having a Myspace page makes me feel like a narcissist just by association.
I often wonder what kind of effect this narcissism will have on the current high school generation. What happens when they get into the real world and their boss doesn't treat them like they have "561 friends" and they have a cool Myspace pose (exhibited by this douche bag).
It is sad what the internet is mainly used for by young people, Myspace, Facebook etc., it's a narcissistic paradise. Now there are some good uses for Myspace but is has become overwhelmingly a site of preoccupation with oneself.
I guess you could say that I am somewhat guilty, I do have a blog, but I like to think that at least attempt to do this with humor and without the intent of self glorification. I am fully aware that I am just another person with opinions and ideas not necessarily better than anyone else.
So there you have it I think I am going to delete my Myspace account and enter what I think will be a better world. A world without Tom, bulletins, surveys, and hacked accounts with spam posts to your friends about penis enlargement. If I don't post a blog in a week Tom and his Myspace army have killed me.

I was at the movies the other night and saw a Coke commercial. So while watching this well produced, obviously pricey, commercial I exclaimed, "why does Coke need to advertise, either you like it or you don't." I mean seriously, everyone has tried Coke and it is the second most recognized word in the world. They could probably go without advertising for years and no one would notice.

So as long as they want to continue spending millions, I will be waiting for Coca Cola to contact me for their next commercial,the one with me standing in front of a camera saying "Coke, you know what it is, drink it if you want to."

The day is finally here, part 3. "You shrunk my Honda you bitch"

I just had to comment on the drastic physical change of the Clintons. I watched a recent video of Chelsea from ABC news and I didn't even recognize her. She has gone from a dork with curly red hair and a hiteous smile to blonde and hot. Check out the before and after photos. It is blatantly obvious she has had some major work done.

Thank you to the girlfriend of Bryan for reading The Christoff Project.

Looking for that perfect gift for that toast loving, laptop addicted, friend of yours. Look no further. This is best new product to come out in years, no, how bout BEST EVER. You know all the times you have been stuck in a hotel room with your laptop and a loaf of bread, pretty much every other day. Did you ever say to yourself, "damn if only my laptop could make toast, ahh what a perfect world this would be". You can thank me later for that perfectly crunchy bread and keyboards.

Is digital photography ruining our legacies. I was listening to the radio and the host brought up a valid point about digital cameras, something I had never thought about. When we take pictures using digital cameras we can immediately see them and discard the "bad" ones. Well remember when you were growing up and you got film developed and there were thoses couple of pictures where you looked like crap. This was part of growing up having the pictures you were embarassed about. Now we have digital photography where essentially you have only the photos you approve. Imagine when this next generation shows their pictures to their children and mom and dad, at their age, look good in every picture. Is perfection the level they will think they have to live up to? Just a little food for thought, I would love to hear your comments.